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• Picard: "What're you looking at?" Data: "I am not looking at anything, sir.
  I am continuing to organize my files." Picard: "But you were looking at me....
• Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
  Fr. McGrath: I was! -- soap opera on television, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Picard: "Well, Mister Data, what do you think?" Data
  I would not have thought it possible, sir. I am eager to test the success of our efforts....
• I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.
  "No, sir. I am an android." Almost as bad. "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced and most honorable race....
• A few days ago, I overheard one very old women say to the other "I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you were dead!
• Sir, am I to understand that you sell dead, fried birds here?
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• Data: "These quarters were obviously intended for one crewman, sir.
  There is but a single sleeping space." Picard: "I'm sure the Klingons found it amusing to put us in here together....