Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner

Homer: So, uh, what are you in for?
Marge: I'm a political prisoner. Last time <I> ever take a stand...
Homer: Well, I'm here for being me.
Every day, I show up, act like me, and they slap me in here.
Teacher: Simpson, be quiet!
Homer: I haven't seen you in school before.
Teacher: Okay, Simpson,
Homer: What?
Teacher: You just bought yourself
another day of detention.
Homer: Maybe we should get together sometime.
Teacher: Two days!
Marge: I'm sorry, I don't even know your name.
Homer: I'm Homer
Teacher: Three days!
Homer: J.
Teacher: Four days!
Homer: Simpson.
Teacher: Five days!
Homer: It was worth it!
Teacher: Six days!
Okay, Simpson, to the back of the room!
[ return to present ]
Lisa: So it was love a first sight!
Bart: It was a jailhouse romance, man!
Homer: I reached Step One: She knew I existed.
The only problem was, she didn't care.
-- The beginning of a beeootiful friendship? "The Way We
Was"