With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's
not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick
Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick
Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Just look at the X-rays! You see that dark spot there?
Whiplash. And this smudge here, that looks like my... - Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into... - Hutz: Doctor, are you sure there isn't a little soft tissue trauma
in the facial area?
Riviera: Oh yeah, tons of it! [wrapping Bart's head]... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe,
nothing serious. Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are... - Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, ... - Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz:
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word... - The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom
thing.
Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit... - I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan,
"Bart Gets Hit by a...
