Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck? Great!
-- Chasing a gurney down the corridor,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
-- Chasing a gurney down the corridor,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.... - Yes, Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, The Sorbonne, the Louvre [pron.
Loove-rah]. -- Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, listing his degrees, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca... - The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom
thing.
-- Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca... - Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe,
nothing serious.
Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.... - With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's
not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick
Riviera].
-- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca... - Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?... - Bart: What's that guy doing here?
Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney.
I'll be defending you against charges of...... - Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against
the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named Marge...

