Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Homer: Ooh, classy.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.
Homer: Ooh, classy.
-- "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck?
Great! -- Chasing a gurney down the corridor, ... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - Lisa: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Hutz:
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word... - Yes, Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, The Sorbonne, the Louvre [pron.
Loove-rah]. -- Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, listing... - With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor,
the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes... - The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom
thing.
Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit... - Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
and I couldn't help overhearing that you need... - Bart: What's that guy doing here?
Hutz: Lionel Hutz,
court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you ... - Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe,
nothing serious. Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are...
