Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of
course not, what kind of stupid question is that?"
-- The value of objectivity in reporting,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of
course not, what kind of stupid question is that?"
-- The value of objectivity in reporting,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
- Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
That's our topic tonight on Smartline... -- Kent... - Meyers: I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing.
There was violence in the past, long before cartoons... - I'd like to alert our affiliates that we will be ending our show early
tonight.
Join us tomorrow, when our topic will be, "Religion... - Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling
that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
[laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', ... - Kent: For another opinion...
Krusty: [laughs] Hi,
kids! [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving... - I'm here, live in Korea, to give you a first-hand look at how American
cartoons are made!
Kent Brockman, "Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy... - Well, Kent, to me, the hijinks of a few comic characters absolutely
pales in comparison to the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist
runs into every day.
I'm referring to women who love too much, fear of winning... - Marge: You won't be watching these cartoons any more.
Ever. Lisa: But Mom, if you take our cartoons away...
From the same category:
- Marge: With Bart gone and now you with your father,
I'm not going to have anyone to -- Lisa: [75... - Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings.... - Janey: I can't get enough of "The Baby Sitter Twins." They arrested
the counterfeiters,
rescued the President, _and_ made _four_ ... - Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a
moment.
Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT...
