Marge: [through a megaphone]
How many of you were hit on the heads with mallets last week?
[crowd murmurs]
[man with head bandaged raises his hand]
[another man with head bandaged raises his hand]
[and a whole bunch more]
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
How many of you were hit on the heads with mallets last week?
[crowd murmurs]
[man with head bandaged raises his hand]
[another man with head bandaged raises his hand]
[and a whole bunch more]
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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