You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week. ...
I told you! My baby beat me up! ...
No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up. ...
[sotto voce] Wise guy.
-- Homer phones in sick after, well, you know,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
I told you! My baby beat me up! ...
No, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up. ...
[sotto voce] Wise guy.
-- Homer phones in sick after, well, you know,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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