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• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
  Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling] Lisa...
• Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
  What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
• Lisa: Eighth hole. Bart: Aim for the octopus, third tentacle.
  Lisa: Twelfth hole. Bart: Bank it off the pink tombstone....
• Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ba
  Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer....
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....