Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're
referring to a pawn.
Bart: Right. I am a pawn.
Lisa: Hmm... I know. It's times like this that I'm thankful Dad has
little to no interest in almost everything I do. Bart, I think I
can help you.
-- Lisa offers some sisterly advice,
"Dead Putting Society"
Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're
referring to a pawn.
Bart: Right. I am a pawn.
Lisa: Hmm... I know. It's times like this that I'm thankful Dad has
little to no interest in almost everything I do. Bart, I think I
can help you.
-- Lisa offers some sisterly advice,
"Dead Putting Society"
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- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am.
Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house... - Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to
think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart... - Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so
sweet!
Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
[everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I... - Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got...
