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• I saw the best meals of my generation destroyed by the madness of my brother.
  My soul carved in slices by spikey-haired demons. -- `Howl of the Unappreciated' by Lisa Simpson, "Bart vs....
• Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
  [which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
• Lisa: Bart, what are you doing up here? Everybody's worried!
  Bart: Really? Did they cry? Lisa: Yes. Bart: Whoa!...
• At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
  I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
  -- Grampa rushes back to the rest home, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Dear Log: My brother is still missing, and maybe it's my fault because I failed to take his abuse with good humor.
  I miss him so much already that I don't... know.....
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad! Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
  Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO outside my window....