If I'm Not Back At The Home By Nine They Declare Me Legally Dead And Collect My Insurance!
If I'm not back at the home by nine they declare me legally dead and
collect my insurance!
-- Grampa rushes back to the rest home,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Let's go! If I'm not back at The Home by nine, they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
-- The Simpso...
Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey puree, I have some, uh, happy news.
The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today....
Aardvarking my baby back home.
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home....
Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
[Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...