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• Let's go! If I'm not back at The Home by nine, they declare me legally dead and collect my insurance!
  -- The Simpso...
• Now, before we sit down to our delicious turkey puree, I have some, uh, happy news.
  The following people have relatives who wished they could be here today....
• Aardvarking my baby back home.
• Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
• I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home....
• Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish, even.
  [Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?...
• At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing
  I'm sorry I came. -- Mrs. Bouvier makes a rare comment, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...