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• Twelve bucks and a free cookie! What a country! [passes out] -- Bart gives blood, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Nurse: Hey, you've gotta be eighteen to sell your blood.
  Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• Bart: Do it again! House: What? Bart: Make the walls bleed.
  House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!...
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• All right! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot. Viva Skid Row!
  -- Bart learns about life on the wrong side of the tracks, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...