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  12 by giving blood, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• All right! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot. Viva Skid Row!
  -- Bart learns about life on the wrong side of the tracks, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Nurse: Hey, you've gotta be eighteen to sell your blood.
  Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• It's broken, Mom. ... Mom, it's broken. ... [sings] Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en.
  ... -- Bart `helps out' in the kitchen, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Cool! The wrong side of the tracks! -- Bart crosses the railroad tracks, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
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• Lisa: Bart, what are you doing up here? Everybody's worried!
  Bart: Really? Did they cry? Lisa: Yes. Bart: Whoa!...
• Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
  _You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba...