Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed!
-- Bart observes he can make $12 by giving blood,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
-- Bart observes he can make $12 by giving blood,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Related:
- Twelve bucks and a free cookie! What a country! [passes out]
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Bart gives blood, "Bart vs.... - Nurse: Hey, you've gotta be eighteen to sell your blood.
Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face... - Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it. Bart:... - Bart: Do it again!
House: What?
Bart: Make the walls bleed.
House: No! Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see... - Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
Homer:
It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry... - Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get... - All right! Twelve big ones and free grub to boot. Viva Skid Row!
Bart learns about life on the wrong side of the ... - Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family
one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving... - Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table...
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- Well, you're in for a whale of a show tonight. Uh,
I'd like to point out that the doors are now locked... - Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the
Simpsons' Christmas.
If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles... - Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night
brain-buster.
[rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle
happens.
Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting...
