Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television,

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• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench...
• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr. Hibert's prescription for the mumps,
  "Bart's Dog Gets an...
• Murdoch: [tries to give a thumbs-up sign] Doc, I heard a snap.
  Dr. Hibert: Hm. I'm afraid the bone is broken. Well...
• Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt. ?: Bad. Millhouse:
  Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself...
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive,
  I'd miss you. -- Lisa, "Bart the...
• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school,
  young lady. Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall...
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold,
  when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's...
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
  if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain...
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Bart:
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family...