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• Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! [walks to the front of the room] Well, as Mrs.
  Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read is &l...
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends, and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome.
  -- Mrs. Krabappel, "Marge Gets a Job...
• Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
  Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
• Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
  Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....
• Krabappel: Hi, Bart. Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh, Mrs.
  K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers are useless against me....
• Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
  Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
• Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
  Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so sweet!...
• Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love