I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis...
-- Homer, "Bart Gets an F"
-- Homer, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son?
Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp,
stabbing pains... in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've... - Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major
purchases.
Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and... - Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry.
Marge: Well, then,
feed him. Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to... - I wish they had never invented fried cheese!
-- Marge cries at Homer's funeral (in Lisa's dream),
"Bart's Friend Falls in... - Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
"proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets... - I will not fake my way through life.
-- Bart's blackboard punishment,
"Bart Gets an... - As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!
-
Bart, "Bart Gets an... - I wish I had a brand new castle... <WHUMP>
--
Famous Last... - Homer: Pssst. Marge, come take a look at this.
[Bart has fallen asleep at his desk]
Marge:
Oh... the little tiger tries so hard. Why does...
