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• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
  Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
  Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?...
• Marge: Next to Spring and Winter, Fall is my absolute favorite season.
  Just look at all this beautiful foilage. Lisa...
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
  Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...