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• He's taking funny talk. -- Homer Simpson Like Father, Like Clow
• Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesn't even have hair!
  -- Executive watches Homer's presentation, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is? Home
  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
• Homer: [ahem] A lot of you would think I was crazy if I did this.
  [burns a dollar bill] Burns: He's crazy! -- Homer gives a speech, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
• Homer: That Timmy is a real hero! Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
  Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out....
• Once, I read that a man be never stronger than when he truly realizes how weak he is.
  -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel #31...