Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking.
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah"
Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking.
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty:
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I... - Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Homer... - Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's
license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty:... - Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and... - Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel,
hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in...
