Apu: [singing along badly] The Dream Police, they live inside of my
bed,
The Dream Police, they come to me in my head,
The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now,
Oh nooo...
[Bart and Homer walk up]
Howdy, neighbors! May I spray you with the hose in a playful
fashion?
Homer: Uh...spray the boy.
[Apu does so]
Well! Ready for the big rummage sale?
Apu: Oh, yes, indeed. I've got nothing but time until they fix that
malfunctioning Squishee machine.
[the Kwik-E-Mart is filled with green liquid]
[two scuba divers operate a blow torch in front of the machine]
[Jimbo swims in and pilfers two six packs from the freezer]
-- There's nothing some people won't do,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
bed,
The Dream Police, they come to me in my head,
The Dream Police, they're going to direct me now,
Oh nooo...
[Bart and Homer walk up]
Howdy, neighbors! May I spray you with the hose in a playful
fashion?
Homer: Uh...spray the boy.
[Apu does so]
Well! Ready for the big rummage sale?
Apu: Oh, yes, indeed. I've got nothing but time until they fix that
malfunctioning Squishee machine.
[the Kwik-E-Mart is filled with green liquid]
[two scuba divers operate a blow torch in front of the machine]
[Jimbo swims in and pilfers two six packs from the freezer]
-- There's nothing some people won't do,
"Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the
Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need... - Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation,
I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu:... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart... - Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom. Marge...
