Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV...
Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who
love you.
Homer: Hey! No pain, no gain!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who
love you.
Homer: Hey! No pain, no gain!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
- Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll
actually get in someplace.
Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college ... - Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this <lovely> Motorola?
Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Homer: As ready as she'll... - D'oh!
-- Homer,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Mmmmm.... marshmallows...
-- Homer admires Marge's gelatinous dessert,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: Snap out of it Marge! You've gotta come with me,
the boss is going to make a toast. Marge: ... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love... - Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump!
Homer:
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled...
