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• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• You're everywhere. You're omnivorous.
  -- Homer Simpson, to God There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV.
  .. Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you....
• Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll actually get in someplace.
  -- Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college fund, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...