Marge: [despairingly] Homer, You Raided The College Fund, The TV.
Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund, the TV...
Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who
Homer: Hey! No pain, no gain!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Oh come on Marge... Why skimp now on the off-chance that they'll actually get in someplace.
-- Homer asks Marge to fetch the children's college fund, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
-- Homer admires Marge's gelatinous dessert, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Snap out of it Marge! You've gotta come with me, the boss is going to make a toast.
Marge: Whoa, oh, I'm not much of a drinker. [collapses] Home...
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....