Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans Stampede Homer] Willya.
Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya... D'oh... Where
are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!
Bart: Oops. [Homer grabs Bart] Whoa, careful Dad. Blow a gasket,
and you lose you job.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No....
Marge: Homey! Get in the car! Lisa: This is where you belong!
Bart: Yeah Homer, room for one more! Marge+Lisa+Ba...