Apu: Let's go to...that line.
Marge: But that's the longest.
Apu: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat.
-- Axioms of shopping lines, "Homer and Apu"
Marge: But that's the longest.
Apu: Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Only cash, no chitchat.
-- Axioms of shopping lines, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu.
[They all do,
then there's a pause] [Homer looks at his watch]... - Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my
demon.
Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer: Darn it, Apu, I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
[pulls a "Yes on 24" button off his shirt] I... - Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
[points to store on top of mountain] Homer:... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.... - Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
Isn't it true that you're really an Indian... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]...
