Lisa: [reading] Meet me at the Eliminator after lights out. P.S.,
The cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you.
Ohhh ... [holds her tray up just in time to deflect a
fusillade of meatballs]
-- "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
The cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you.
Ohhh ... [holds her tray up just in time to deflect a
fusillade of meatballs]
-- "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Related:
- Commandant: Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that the state Supreme
Court has determined that forcing cadets to cross the
Eliminator is a barbaric and malicious practice.
Lisa: Yes! Commandant: Hence, you will be the... - Nurse: [answers phone] Simpson.
Grampa: Hot diggity!
I don't care if it's bad news! Lisa: Oh, Grampa... - Commandant: Well, cadets, it's been a great year. You've all worked
very hard developing academic skills and general killing
skills.
Bart: [aside to Lisa] My killing teacher says... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs... - Maybe you should just learn to use this. [hands Lisa a whistle] If
there's a war,
just blow on it, and I'll come help you. -- Rangemaster... - Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat
in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Lisa: Well, I believe... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we... - Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level.
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead...
