Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still
be in line at the Monstro Mart!
Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake-
charmers instrument]
Homer: [shudders] That's even worse than the album Grampa released.
Bart: And he taught me how to do this. [puts both legs behind his
head] I got out of school because I told them I was mangled in a
car wreck.
-- A believable excuse, "Homer and Apu"
