Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is
insane. Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!
[runs out of the auditorium, and into an equipment room]
I can be lazy too! [takes his tie off, and moons one of the
technicians] Look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like
Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion!
[walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the
box]
Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! [eats in an
exaggeratedly slobbish fashion]
[heads into a bathroom]
[from bathroom] I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise!
[emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's
face] Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands.
But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson!
[runs to Homer's work station and spins around in the chair]
I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it
for me. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! [slaps forehead on each
"D'oh!"]
Homer: Hey, you okay, Grimey?
Grimes: I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.
Homer: [chuckles] You wish.
Grimes: [notices Burns has walked in] Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. I'm the
worst worker in the world. Time to go home to my mansion and
eat my lobster.
[walks up to some dangerous-looking wires]
What's this? [reads sign] "Extremely High Voltage." Well, I
don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--
[zap]
-- The untimely demise of, "Homer's Enemy"
insane. Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!
[runs out of the auditorium, and into an equipment room]
I can be lazy too! [takes his tie off, and moons one of the
technicians] Look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like
Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion!
[walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the
box]
Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! [eats in an
exaggeratedly slobbish fashion]
[heads into a bathroom]
[from bathroom] I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise!
[emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's
face] Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands.
But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson!
[runs to Homer's work station and spins around in the chair]
I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it
for me. D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! [slaps forehead on each
"D'oh!"]
Homer: Hey, you okay, Grimey?
Grimes: I'm better than okay. I'm Homer Simpson.
Homer: [chuckles] You wish.
Grimes: [notices Burns has walked in] Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. I'm the
worst worker in the world. Time to go home to my mansion and
eat my lobster.
[walks up to some dangerous-looking wires]
What's this? [reads sign] "Extremely High Voltage." Well, I
don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--
[zap]
-- The untimely demise of, "Homer's Enemy"
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