Homer: Hi, Grimey old buddy.
Grimes: I'm not your buddy, Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I
hate you! Stay the hell away from me, because from now on,
we're enemies! [turns to leave]
Homer: Okay. Do I have to do anything?
-- And that's how he became ... "Homer's Enemy"
Grimes: I'm not your buddy, Simpson. I don't like you. In fact, I
hate you! Stay the hell away from me, because from now on,
we're enemies! [turns to leave]
Homer: Okay. Do I have to do anything?
-- And that's how he became ... "Homer's Enemy"
Related:
- Homer: [to Grimes, who's walking by] Hiya Stretch,
what's the good word? Grimes: My name is... - Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is
insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Grimes: Can you believe that guy? He's in his office making a
pathetic attempt to look professional.
Carl: Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway... - Grimes: God, he eats like a pig.
Lenny: I dunno.
Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a ... - Homer: So, how's it going, Grimey?
Grimes: I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office,
Simpson. Homer: [laughs] Wish I had a nickel every... - Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm... - Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all
have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'...
From the same category:
- Please try not to shake the seat like that.
-- Wendell rides on the school bus,
"Homer's... - Ms.H: Edna, Happy Hour in the teachers' lounge.
Ms.K:
Just a sec! [scribbles `B' atop all the essays] ... - Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house... - Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet?
Lisa: [tired] Yes,
Dad. Homer: Woo hoo! [the doorbell rings] Marge... - Gatekeeper: Name, please.
Homer: Simpson family.
Marge: We're not poor. [looks around nervously]...
