Marge: I don't think it's a good idea to humiliate your boss on his
birthday.
Lisa: Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the
greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's
heart.
Homer: Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. [laughs] I paint
a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!
-- Going for the subtle approach, "Rosebud"
birthday.
Lisa: Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles if done with the
greatest of care could earn Dad a special place in the old man's
heart.
Homer: Well, I also do a delightful impression of him. [laughs] I paint
a frowny face on my butt and pull down my pants!
-- Going for the subtle approach, "Rosebud"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?... - Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential
Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck.... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?... - Homer: Where do you think you're going?
Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt.... - Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old
people like you --
Lisa
Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble.... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the
call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....

