Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five
cents? That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the
store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles.
Man: It sounds like _you're_ working for your car-r-r.
Simplify-y, ma-an!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
cents? That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the
store to buy the twine to tie up the bundles.
Man: It sounds like _you're_ working for your car-r-r.
Simplify-y, ma-an!
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
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