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• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
• Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
  Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
  Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge...
• Homer: Laddie! [whistles] Come'ere, boy! [invitingly] Who wants to lick a messy baby?
  -- How Homer cleans up Maggie, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Yeah, know how you feel!
• Bart: I'm going to get the dog back! Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
  Bart: The bad dog. Homer: Ah good. -- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do....
• I'm such an *asshole*! I know how you feel, Chris... And you're right.