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• Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
  -- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...
• Bart: Wow! My own credit card! [kisses SLH] Thanks, Santos!
  [SLH coughs up a quarter] A quarter?...
• Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
  So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
• He unholied the holy water!
  -- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
  Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? -- Milhouse, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
  [raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...