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  he Eighteenth Amendme...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
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• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
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• Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad! Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
  Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO outside my window....
• Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
  Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"!...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...