The boy was studying quietly, when the girl, drunk on her own sense of
power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
-- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident,
as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitter"
power, beat him silly with a block of frozen lima beans.
-- Chief Wiggum's analysis of the incident,
as imagined by Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
- Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please?
Lisa:
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that... - Lisa: [weakly] Please, Maggie... Please... Go to sleep!
What to do when your baby sister is hyper, "My... - Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well,
if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter... - Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says.
Homer, "My Sister, My... - But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
Lisa, "My Sister, My... - Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs! -- Thank... - Quimby: Citizens of Springfield, I officially declare this.
what the hell is that?! Skinner: Why, it's... - They're gonna get eaten alive in Middle School.
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Lisa comments on Rod and Todd's panic over a moth,... - Bart: You didn't say which bed!
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges...
From the same category:
- Why here's a fellow. Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks.
Reminds me of me... -- Monty Burns selects a new... - Homer: I don't want to alarm you, Marge, but I seem to be trapped in
here.
Marge: Hmm. I better call Ned. He has a ladder! ... - We the purple? What the hell was that?
-- Father to son on his essay topic,
"Mr. Lisa Goes to... - You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
-- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire,
"My Sister, My... - Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school...
