Myers: You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids;
'cause you're stupid!
[sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose]
Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!
[turns the lights out]
Ralph: [starts crying, turns the knob left] Mommy!
-- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
'cause you're stupid!
[sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose]
Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!
[turns the lights out]
Ralph: [starts crying, turns the knob left] Mommy!
-- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've... - Back with the focus group...
Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with
real-life problems,
like the ones you face every day? Kids: [clamoring]... - Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you
see,
turn the knob to the right. When you don't like what... - Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to
be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves.... - Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude... - You know, Poochie's based on me...
-- Barney Gumble,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie... - a musclebound man in bikini trunks flexes in front of the
camera]
[Nelson slyly turns Milhouse's knob to the right]
Milhouse:
Hey, quit it! Myers: [supervising the results behind... - Poochie: [hands out his hand to Scratchy for a high-five] Catch you on
the flip side,
dudemeisters. [Scratchy extends his arm -- ... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ...
From the same category:
- Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't
steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but.... - Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out
for a drive today,
and we're going. Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not... - Why that little liar! I should have...
And I was going to play pickle with him.
Homer, finding Bart's room empty, "Bart the Daredevil"... - Tour guide: Folks, we print more than 18 million bills a day.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, no, we don't give... - Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just...
