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• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to be better than ten Super Bowls!
  I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves....
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do!...
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
  They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!...
• Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl? Bart: I'm not a girl!
  Are you blind? Jasper: Yes. -- Touche! "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
  -- Homer Simpson The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...