Homer: [clears Throat] Ruff, Ruff! I'm Poochie, The Rockin' Dog!

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Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely
outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my*
face. Next!
Homer: [angry] Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you
can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
Myers: That's it! That's the Poochie attitude, do that again!
Homer: Huh? I can't, I don't remember what I did.
Myers: Then you don't get the job. Next!
Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, I don't get the job, do I? We-ell boo-hoo!
I don't get to be a cartoon dog!
Myers: That's it, you've got the job!
Homer: [still sarcastic] Oh, now I've got the job, huh? [quietly] Oh,
thank you.
-- Homer's audition,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"