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• Back with the focus group... Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
  Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea!...
• Man: You each have a knob in front of you. When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right.
  When you don't like what you see, turn it left....
• Man: We want you to tell us what you think. And, be honest, because no one from the show is here spying on you.
  [chuckles] [a sneezing sound comes from a huge mirror set along a wall of the room...
• When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?
• Myers: You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kid
  'cause you're stupid! [sticks his face to the window, difforming his nose] Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!...
• Silverman draws a standard dog] Myers: No, no, no!
  He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um....
• Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
  It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it!...
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Myers: But "Itchy & Scratchy" is critically acclaimed!
  Krusty: Acclaimed!? [spits] I oughta replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots that turn into....