Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me,
I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa.
Abe: Thanks, Son. So you see, old people aren't so useless after
all. Malloy's old, and he outsmarted the lot of you. And I'm
even older and I outsmarted him! Ah ha ha ha --
Moe: Shut up.
Abe: [meek] I've had my moment.
-- You'll have fourteen more, "Homer the Vigilante"
I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa.
Abe: Thanks, Son. So you see, old people aren't so useless after
all. Malloy's old, and he outsmarted the lot of you. And I'm
even older and I outsmarted him! Ah ha ha ha --
Moe: Shut up.
Abe: [meek] I've had my moment.
-- You'll have fourteen more, "Homer the Vigilante"
Related:
- Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my
retirement home.
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh... - Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Dad!
Abe: Son!
Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house... - Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than...
From the same category:
- A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, ... - Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends,
and that unfortunate bout of Tourette's syndrome. ... - We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
Just tell us your idea,
and we'll vote for it! -- Mayor Quimby, "Marge vs... - Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready?
Burns: Yes.
Smithers:
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go... - Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Bart...
