Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting. He's going
to grow up _straight_ for once!
Marge: What?! You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly
straight.
Homer: Oh yeah? How long since you've had a baby?
Lisa: But Dad, it's barbaric. How does killing a deer make you more of
a man?
Homer: It just does. Name me one gay Indian.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
to grow up _straight_ for once!
Marge: What?! You never went hunting before, and you're perfectly
straight.
Homer: Oh yeah? How long since you've had a baby?
Lisa: But Dad, it's barbaric. How does killing a deer make you more of
a man?
Homer: It just does. Name me one gay Indian.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The... - Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart.
Bart:
You guys going to teach me to drive? Moe: [to Barney]... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone. [shaking... - Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid,
uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow... - Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now,
Marge? Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield.... - Homer: "D'oh!" Lisa: "A deer!" Marge:
"A female deer... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us...
