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• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• When I impart my suspicions to you, it is information.
  When you repeat what you have heard, it is gossip!...
• Homer: [to John] Yyyou! I should've known! John: Well, good morning, sunshine.
  Marge: Homer! John brought us cactus candy! Home...
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
  Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...