Marge: Has anyone seen Homer?
Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy
neighbor. Homer made a total jackass of himself.
Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough. Call off your dogs.
Helen: But someone had to tell her. [sulking] And I got here first!
-- Gossip used for good, not evil?,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy
neighbor. Homer made a total jackass of himself.
Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough. Call off your dogs.
Helen: But someone had to tell her. [sulking] And I got here first!
-- Gossip used for good, not evil?,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil.
Helen Lovejoy, "Marge in... - Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,
I thought we weren't soulmates because... Marge... - Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
[Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell... - Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge,
ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... Oh...... - They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso... - Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and... - Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer:
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn...
