Bart: Hey, where'd that cool creepy Santa come from?
John: Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he
lives on the moon.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
John: Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he
lives on the moon.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Look, Bart! It's Santa Claus!
[robot fires two missiles,
which makes reindeer back-up] Bart: Woah, it's Santa... - Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money?
John: Boy howdy!
Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's... - Bart: How'd you know that thing would work?
John:
Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer... - Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi,
kids. HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Bart: Hey Dad, look what I got! [points the gun to him] Zzap!
Zzap! [Homer looks worriedly at Bart] ... - John: Did he say where they were going?
Lisa: No. They were just going to find a deer and make Bart shoot it.
John: Deer? Ha! Not around here. They all migrated...
