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• John: But this is the Rex Mars Atomic Discombobulator.
  Don't you just love the graphics on this box?...
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...
• Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
  Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
• Bart: How'd you know that thing would work? Joh
  Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus....
• Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money? John: Boy howdy!
  Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
  What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....
• Well, Homer, I won your respect, and all I had to do was save your life.
  Now, if every gay man could just do the same, you'd be set....
• John: Homer, what have you got against gays? Home
  You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be against it!...