John: Homer, what have you got against gays?
Homer: You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law, it'd be
Marge: Oh Homer, please! You're embarrassing yourself.
Homer: No I'm not, Marge! They're embarrasing me. They're embarrassing
America. They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined
all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were
the toughest names we had! Now they're just, uh...
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent _you_ people using that
word. That's _our_ word for making fun of you! We need it!!
Well I'm taking back our word, and I'm taking back my son!
-- "Homer's Phobia"