Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory
party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
[the crowd applauds]
Burns: Now, as an added incentive, the second-to-last team to arrive
at the cabin will receive an hilarious "world's first employee
trophy."
Homer: Hey, this sounds like fun!
Burns: And the last team to arrive will be fired.
Homer: [chuckles] [realizing] Uh-oh.
-- "Mountain of Madness"
party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
[the crowd applauds]
Burns: Now, as an added incentive, the second-to-last team to arrive
at the cabin will receive an hilarious "world's first employee
trophy."
Homer: Hey, this sounds like fun!
Burns: And the last team to arrive will be fired.
Homer: [chuckles] [realizing] Uh-oh.
-- "Mountain of Madness"
Related:
- Burns: We have several hours before the others arrive,
let's say we get comfy. [turns on the... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Smithers: Each two-man team will work its way through the wilderness to
a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain.
The routes are trecherous, so use your maps... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one?
Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't... - Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one... - Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu,
and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from ...
