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• Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart After Dark...
• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
• Homer: Uh, this isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?
  Lovejoy: All things are about Jesus, Homer, except this. -- "Bart After Dark...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Bart: Why are we all dressed up? Marge: [staring out the window waiting for Homer] Because sometimes it's fun to dress up for dinner.
  Lisa: Why are we using the good china? Marge: Because sometimes it's fun to use the good china....
• Grampa: [whistles, hangs his hat] [seeing Bart] Oop.
  [whistles again, turns around, picks up his hat and leaves] [sticking his head in] Is your name "Bart"?...
• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Marge: What on Earth happened down there?? Ba
  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....